Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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raping black women

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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69

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