A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Comedy.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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