- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

1 + 1 = 3

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

I need a good anti joke....

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Snarf Nuggets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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