- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Strawberries!

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Obama

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Hi my name is Jim

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

If life throws you melons... ouch

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