Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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KKK

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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