- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Yes.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

K.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Cleveland winning something

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

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