- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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