I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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gay marriage.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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