Is this where I type the joke?

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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The 13th Amendment...

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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