- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

I have Alzheimer. What?

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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