Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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