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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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