- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

neil patrick harris

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

What are we then hypocrites?

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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