- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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