- Anti Joke

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

why?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.