- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What is funnier then 25 9/11

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

women's rights.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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