why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

So a seal walks into a club..

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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