- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

I can't see my forehead

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Black people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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