What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What are we then hypocrites?

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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The WNBA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Guess What! HI!

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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GONNA

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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You have cancer

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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