- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Civil Rights.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

thumbs up!

pickle juice?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What do you call an amazing person Good

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

The Pope

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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