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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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