- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

thumbs up!

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Civil Rights.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What do you call an amazing person Good

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

The Pope

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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