- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Butt Sex.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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