Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

raping black women

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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