Men, get on the boat.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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mark is mark

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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