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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

An atheist walks into a church

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Women's rights.

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