how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Women's rights.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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terry stockton is straight

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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