What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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mark is mark

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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