What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Kelly Clarkson

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What is cold? Winter

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fack me!

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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