What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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raping black women

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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