- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

A walrus walks into a bar

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Wade

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

If life throws you melons... ouch

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