Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Mrs. Welsh

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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I've got a dig bick

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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