- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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