Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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