- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Pickles

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Homosexuals are gay.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

pickle juice?

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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