So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Seth stock has a large penis

thumb_up thumb_down +13

your father died

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops