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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

YEAH THEY DO.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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