there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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I said I hate niiggers

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