- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A man made a sandwich.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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