You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Fox News.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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