- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

The weels on the bus go...flat

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo