a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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