What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Fox News.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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