Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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