What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

this is not a joke.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

how do you confuse a blond?

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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