whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down +20

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A pedophile walks into a daycare

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops