What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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