- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

A guy has cancer. He dies.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

An English man walks into a pub.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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