- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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