Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why? Because!

I'm Jewish

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Knock Knock! Come in.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Women's rights

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Penis

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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