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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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