A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An atheist walks into a church

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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