- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

^that joke a piece of shit

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

i saw your mom, i said hi

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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