A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Proof reading

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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