- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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