YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

pickle juice?

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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