Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

colby doesnt shave

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

wanna hear a joke? no.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

That's not what she said.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

ecks! why zee?

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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