Muslim athletes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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