- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

^that joke a piece of shit

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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