What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What is cold? Winter

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Kelly Clarkson

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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