- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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