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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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why?

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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