- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

An Asian walks out of the library.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??