you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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I need a good anti joke....

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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whats a dick a dick

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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