- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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