Woman's Rights

We didnt star the fire ...........

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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