Penis

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

You smell like shit

fack me!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Dislike this

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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