Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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dead battery come on down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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knock knock who's there aids

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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pineapples

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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