What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

The Braves win the N.L. east

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

You smell like shit

fack me!

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