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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Penal Dysfunction

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Not Steve Jobs

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Women have the right to vote.

You are Nerochan right?

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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