Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

I enjoy anal.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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