Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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