- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

your father died

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Keep up the fun Nero!

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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