Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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You're Adopted.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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