Gay's rights

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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WNBA

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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