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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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