Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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