- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

we all know sammi has a penis

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Male penises.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

What is cold? Winter

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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