Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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