Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

asian, do math

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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