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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

A seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Straight men can be bronies.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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