Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Womens' Rights

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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