- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Darude - Sandstorm

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

I need a good anti joke....

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

IU football

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

religion.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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