- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A walrus walks into a bar

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Womens' Rights

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.