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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What's the deal with airline food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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