why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

If life throws you melons... ouch

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

wood cant chuck wood

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Strawberries!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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