- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

poo is yummy

Guess what.. chicken butt

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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