what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Bloody kids ...

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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The Game.

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