What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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womens rights to vote

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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knock, knock. come in.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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