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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

how now brown cow. WTF.

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