Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Cancer.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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fart+fart=poop

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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