- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

raping black women

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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