- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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