- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What is long and black The unemployment line

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

we all know sammi has a penis

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What is cold? Winter

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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