- Anti Joke

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.