- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Matt is not funny.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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