What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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women's rights.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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