- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why did he die? He was sick.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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