What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Badgers are cool

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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