Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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DESERT

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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