- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Their, they're, there You're, your

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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