Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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wood cant chuck wood

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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