What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Chicken

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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