What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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justin bieber

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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69

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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