- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deadly cancer.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

my friend is gay hes gay

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Hi? No!!!!!

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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