- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

YEAH THEY DO.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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