- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

we all know sammi has a penis

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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