- Anti Joke

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

dead battery come on down

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?