- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

so dont touch it.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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