How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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