- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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