- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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