what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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this is not a joke

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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