- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What is the best part about football The scoring

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

I enjoy anal.

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