knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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terry stockton is straight

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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colby doesnt shave

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