- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

fack me in the ace! CC

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

knock knock Come in!!!

your father died

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

I killed someone today. :D

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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