- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

why do you care?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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