Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Fiats

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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