Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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