Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

women's rights.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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