Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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captcha: all yer base

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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