Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Spell: “This word”

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Anti Joke

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