Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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