Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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