Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

zebras

I'm a raging homosexual.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

This one sucks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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