why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

girls basketball

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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