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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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