- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

what do u call a black man a black man

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Wade

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Proof reading

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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