What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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whats long and green? weed

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fack me in the ace! CC

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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your father died

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knock knock Come in!!!

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