- Anti Joke

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

women's rights.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.