- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

? I hate niiggers ?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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