- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

This is not an anti joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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