How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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obama leadership

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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