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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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