A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Your mom is so fat...

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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