- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Nock Nock It's open.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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