the jokes are repetitive on this site

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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