mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Anti Joke

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