How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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women's rights.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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