- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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