give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What's 4+7 47

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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