- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Keep up the fun Nero!

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Your all fags

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Are you a human?

Why? Whats wrong?

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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