- Anti Joke

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

I am a n1gger.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss