What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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