what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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*you're

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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You're*

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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