- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

your mother hates you

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

we all know sammi has a penis

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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