Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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