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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Dylan is a person

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Samantha

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dead battery come on down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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