If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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girls lacrosse

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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